"One person's crazyness is another person's reality" - Tim Burton

Took loads of photos at school for leavers on friday…

…Just went upload them onto my laptop.

I have come to a conclusion: My camera hates me and refuses for any of us to look decent.

It’s the only possible explanation.

boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.

*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.

Anonymous said: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

I’m not your buddy.

Proving someone else that they’re wrong.

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before people get to know me: Oh my God you're so shy...and quiet...
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

When your teacher gets a haircut.

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